Gaiety Goddess

"One time she punched me in the face - it was awesome"

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apiphile: sofuckingbeautifulbaby: fuckyeahfeminists: How The Zero Weeks Of Paid Maternity Leave In The U.S. Compares Globally Wow, I had no idea the states had zero mat leave. How do they even have babies? Also, I could be wrong again, but I think someone has more than us Canadians? Or maybe not. HMM. I always expect Norway to be better for women than the UK but rah, go Italy!  Sweden’s one is really fucking good, and they have paternal leave and the time can be taken off at any point up until the child TURNS 8 YEARS OLD. Also, Norway has mandatory minimum mandatory maternity and paternity leave. THEY WILL MAKE YOU TAKE THE DAMN TIME OFF AND LOOK AFTER AND BOND WITH YOUR INFANT. shit yeah.

apiphile:

sofuckingbeautifulbaby:

fuckyeahfeminists:

How The Zero Weeks Of Paid Maternity Leave In The U.S. Compares Globally

Wow, I had no idea the states had zero mat leave. How do they even have babies?

Also, I could be wrong again, but I think someone has more than us Canadians? Or maybe not. HMM.

I always expect Norway to be better for women than the UK but rah, go Italy! 

Sweden’s one is really fucking good, and they have paternal leave and the time can be taken off at any point up until the child TURNS 8 YEARS OLD.

Also, Norway has mandatory minimum mandatory maternity and paternity leave. THEY WILL MAKE YOU TAKE THE DAMN TIME OFF AND LOOK AFTER AND BOND WITH YOUR INFANT. shit yeah.

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undergroundstars:

be-careful-what-you-fish-for:

ktupsidedown:

ellekess:

Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy, Tom Hiddleston & Benedict Cumberbatch as Uni flatmates.

Oh my god. Charles, Erik, Loki, and Sherlock as flatmates. WANT WANT WAAANT!

(Also, Tom Hiddleston is such a baby! And that HAIR!

As for Michael Fassbender? The pants! The torso! UNF *passes out*)

OKAY I am reblogging this because for the first 3 .gifs I thought this was someone recasting the Marauders. Then when Benedict popped up I got confused as to who was supposed to be Wormtail, and I didn’t realize it was something else until I got to the caption. Whoops.

And now I’m picturing Hiddles as Remus Lupin and James McAvoy as James Potter, and I’m mostly okay with this.

Jessi, I like the way your brain works. 

Sometimes, the sounds that come out of me AREN’T HUMAN.

This is my new Marauders head canon… I’m ruined for life.

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Something weird is happening…

I seem to have developed some sort of tumblr precognisance.

I recently downloaded ‘Behind the Green Door’, a 1972 porno film, that I first watched about 9 years ago at a friends house because I was told it was totally bonkers. And it is. And then this shows up on my Dashboard and it’s Idris Elba talking about how his film company is named after it.

I was thinking about the Maude Lebowski ‘Vagina’ quote recently, coz goddamn I love that film and Maude is awesome and I like to terrify people with quotes and this was my go-to film to quote religiously before Anchorman came along…. and then Maude appears on my Dashboard a couple of days later. Out of nowhere.

Like, nowhere else in my life or even on tumblr had anyone been talking about The Big Lebowski, and yet there it was. No-one was talking about ‘Behind The Green Door’ either. Particularly that, because who the hell would be? And these are not the only examples. A couple weeks ago I thinking about ‘Fiddler on the Roof’ for NO reason, and then out of nowhere, a couple of days later, Topol is dancing around my dashboard as Tevye. There are a couple more examples of weird shit that I can’t quite remember appearing, shit that no-one should be thinking about (considering my dashboard is non-stop Hiddleston ATM)…

IT’S LIKE I KNOW WHAT TUMBLR IS GOING TO DO BEFORE IT DOES IT. IT’S FREAKING ME OUT. IF ONLY THIS WORKED ON LOTTO NUMBERS.

BAH

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apiphile:

#loki hiddleston

yes correct

also bottom left 

please don’t do that please don’t do that i am trying to cling to my sanity hiddlescuttle you are NOT HELPING

YES. YES. BOTTOM LEFT.

AS IF YOU COULDN’T RUIN MY LIFE ANYMORE HIDDLESTON.

“But why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe or a sword?”

“Because it’s dull, you twit. It’ll hurt more.”

I love that movie a lot more than I should.

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UK PEOPLE

apiphile:

IN CASE YOU WEREN’T AWARE

BRANSTON PICKLE HAVE BROUGHT OUT BEETROOT PICKLE

WITH MUSTARD SEEDS IN IT

I AM TELLING YOU THIS BECAUSE I HAVE JUST EATEN HALF A JAR OF IT WITH A FORK

OH MY GOD

I DEMAND THIS ON MATURE CHEDDAR IN A SAMMICH. RIGHT NOW.

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backpedalharder:

elizabetheatrics:

greencarnations:

LEGIT JUST ROLLED OFF MY BED LAUGHING SO HARD

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

*SNORT* *COUGH* AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

Okay. okay. okay. okay…. okay. okay…. okay I think I’ve stopped laughing… I… I… I think I’m calm… okay… okay, yeah I’m calm now, I’m totally calm.

okay…

DON’T FUCK HIM LOKI, YOU MIGHT GET PREGNANT. AGAIN.

PPFFFFFFFFFFFAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHH AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH HEHEHEHEHEH HEEEEEHEEEHEEEE AAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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